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Madea Beats Tom Cruise & The Future Of Black Films

10/24/2016

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Quick update, what I’m saying in the vlog may not be said in the blog and vice versa. This will be a long blog because there’s a lot of stuff to discuss here. The fact Birth of a nation “flopped” (even though it didn’t, more of that in the vlog), the fact a black man in a dress and youtube stars can beat Tom Cruise at the box office and what does that means for black filmmakers (aspiring and professional). Before we get into the business aspect, lets focus on the story of “Boo: A Madea’s halloween.”

​Brian (Played by Perry, another character from the first film “Diary of a mad black woman”) catches his underage daughter Tiffany (the one who wanted to be like her crack head mother and sing in the choir in “diary”) and her three friends Aday, Rain and Leah (the girl from “Blended” and MTV's Scream, a new youtuber and that girl you saw in that twerking video) by a frat house, which he orders her not to go by and orders her to get in the car, in which she refuses and tells him she can walk home, because it's right around the corner (even though we never seen this frat in previous films or story lines but Tyler owns the backlot so if he says it was there, it was there). Brian forbids her from going near the frat house and reveals that he is sending her and her brother to their mom's (the crack head who got saved in the first film) while he is out of town, much to her displeasure. Brian then spies on Tiffany's conversation with Jonathan, the frat president, on a tablet and noticing how sexual things are getting.

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On the other side of town, Madea and Aunt Bam are sitting outside of her home giving away candy to kids trick-or-treating while Bam is secretly stealing the children's candy until one kid dressed as a cow, which Madea mocks the kid's mother for, notices her stealing his and an argument ensues. (It feels like a stand up routine but not in a bad way). Brian calls Madea, (as he do in every Madea film) to stay there and look after Tiffany to keep her away from the party which Joe and Hattie tag along for after Brian promises to pay Madea. Tiffany and her friend Aday, realizing that Madea and the others are there to watch them, decide to trick them into sleeping early by faking a story about how a man named Mr. Wilson who committed murders in their house and the only safe rooms are the bedrooms and she then convinces them by secretly hitting a remote control to turn the lights off in the house.
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Tiffany and Aday sneak off to the party but Madea sees through the scheme after finding pillows placed under the blankets to look as if they are sleeping (something I’ve done plenty of times and that only works half of the time). Madea searches for Tiffany but her friends and Jonathan both lie to cover for her. Madea shuts the party down but is thrown out by the partygoers into the bushes and leaves defeated. However, one of the frat brothers discovers that Aday is underage and throws her out of the party which is then shut down again when Bam calls the police due to Tiffany being underage. The frat brothers realize that Madea and her friends are the ones behind it and decide to prank them back by scaring them, unaware that Aday has been hiding behind the outside staircase and overheard their entire plan.
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Back at home, Tiffany claims that she was asleep the whole time and had been sleeping in her father's room. The frat brothers begin their pranks by scaring Hattie and Bam by posing as the ghost of Mr. Wilson (which Jonathan had learned from Tiffany earlier) and by one of the frat boys, Horse (Brock O'hurn) appears as a clown in the house. Madea, Hattie and Bam drive away out of fear and leave Joe alone with the clown which he knocks out with his cane while he is smoking pot.
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Madea's car breaks down up the road and the three are pursued by the rest of the frat and partygoers who are posing as zombies that chase them down. Madea goes into the church (that’s not a typo, Madea goes into a church and its not a wedding or funeral) and get saved, believing that the things she is seeing are punishment for her sins. Aday's father and Aday reveal to Madea that all of the things happening were pranks being played on them by the frat brothers as revenge for shutting down the party. Aday, her father, Hattie, Bam and Madea decide to prank the brothers back.
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Brian is also called back into town to deal with Tiffany for sneaking off (if he was able to get home so fast, why didn’t he just work from home?) It is clear Tiffany has zero respect for Brian as a parent due to him being a pushover and refusing to discipline his kids the same way he was raised by Joe. Madea, Hattie and Bam begin to pack Tiffany's clothes up in bags to throw her out of the house. This plan works and Tiffany and Brian lay their feelings out (SPOILER ALERT FOR ANY REAL TYLER PERRY FANS WHO HAS BEEN WATCHING HIS FILMS AND PLAY SINCE DAY 1) about Brian's recovering crack head wife cheating on him and him being a pushover. Brian, finally toughening up, participates in helping to throw her out and exclaims that she can either live there with him, abiding by his rules or go out on the street on her own. Tiffany apologizes to Brian and the women for her behavior and agrees to listen to her father's rules. Afterwards, the police return to Brian's house looking for Tiffany, revealing to her that her best friend, Aday has gone missing. They then take her with them and handcuff her.
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The next day, the police knock on the door of the frat house and one of the brothers discovers the body of Aday with her throat slit in the basement. The brothers are arrested after the police find Aday's body and they are all placed on a prison bus along with her and Aday's friends, Rain and Leah. A brawl breaks out on the bus with the prisoners, scaring everyone including Jonathan. Aday comes out of the house and everything is revealed to be a prank with Jonathan apologizing as well. Madea, much to her shock, learns that Brian called in actual police officers, one of which recognizes Madea. Madea, Jonathan and the rest of the frat brothers flee from the officers as the film ends.
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Now, I really did enjoy this film but I also have mixed feeling because of the expectations I had from the trailer. The false advertising for a halloween horror comedy, was missed opportunity if you ask me. I love Tyler Perry, so much that I drove to his studio trying to get an apprenticeship (didn’t get passed the front gate of the old or new studio)but Tyler went the safe route sticking to the formula instead of Madea vs zombies, ghosts and serial killers that we were promised in the ads. Tiffany didn’t find the book of the dead, no one woke up any dead spirits, open any portals, there’s no evil possession or anything supernatural beside getting saved in the name of Jesus. The film was way better than Madea’s Christmas (which is the first time I will tell anyone the play was better than the film and there’s 2 different versions of that play and both versions are better than the film) but it’s no Ernest Scared Stupid which I was hoping to see but I guess if its not broken, don’t fix it. I mean from the 2nd trailer and from Tyler's usual format, you knew all the scares were going to be pranks and not the actual supernatural but one can hope and dream right?


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I still find it interesting though I wish I could of seen what the trailer promised. Madea shooting at Zombies or something like the poster with Madea being pulled by demons or fighting the texas chainsaw serial killer There’s no romance like the first several Madea movies (or every other Tyler Perry film) and the drama was actually limited in this film and it wasn’t a bad thing. There’s no incest, aids or babies thrown out the window in this film. It could of got bad real fast during that party scene but there’s no date rape in this film (thank God). He really focused on the comedy this time around. Church is mentioned a lot but it’s more ho than holier than thou.  I never seen this demographic at a Tyler perry movie. You got mid 30’s-40 black couple, some with kids, some by themselves, a few black teens and a whole wave of white high schooler.. well high schoolers in general packed the theater for this film! I saw a lot of Tyler Perry films in theaters. I was in high school when Madea’s family reunion was in theaters and I don’t remember seeing the amount of teens I’ve seen last night. Including the times I saw Meet the Browns, Madea goes to jail, I can do bad all by myself, Good Deeds, Madea's Witness Protection or Temptations. Back then we were a small group of teens seeing Tyler Perry’s film. It was mostly grown black folks with kids and jobs. It made me felt mature. Now half the theater was teens in high school. Some jokes were repeated, some was a hit and miss and just felt like it was too much (like the pencil, no one laughed at that). At time it felt like Madea  was doing stand up, other times it felt like a whole different franchise with frequent talks of weed smoking and jokes about masturbation. Could fit right up there with “How High”.
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The banter between the cast was similar to the stage play, the bloopers were alternate takes of improvise lines, though I loved every minute, it felt longer than expected. I got there late and I still got to see 90 minutes worth of Madea, it was like it was never going to end (but Im not complaining). In the plays we know there’s a guy under the dress but this is the first time I’ve seen it happen in the film, multiple times. I heard a white boy reference it as “Halloween with the klumps”. You can kind of tell it was shot in only 6 days, feels like a half tv show, half one man show but I applaud Tyler. At this point it wont be long til he’s cranking out films like Roger Corman, Cannon Films or even The Aslyum. Don’t knock them. They had a product for a certain demographic and gave the people what they thought they wanted. The editing was better than his previous films but the camera movements, direction and blocking are as simple as TV. I wish someone in his team would give him some new ideas on how to transition through scenes. Watching the films of Edgar Wright, there’s defiantly funny and creative ways to leave and lead into the next scene but Im sure his team is probably afraid to say something and lose their job over it. Tyler don’t report to studio shareholders, he is the studio shareholder and who ever has the gold makes the rules in Hollywood. They just follow instructions and do what they are told (Hey Tyler, just in case you read this and I do end up working at your studio, please don’t fire me. Im truly speaking here as a fan who thinks we can take this to a whole other level).

​There’s so many reasons why this film beats Tom Cruise doing what he does best. Madea Fans were anxiously waiting. We are now seven movies in and most of those films grossed nearly $400 million domestically in total on a 20 million budget (on the latest productions). His first film was shot only for 5 million (which is low budget compared to these 100 million dollar blockbusters) and his stage plays were $100K, ($45K went to advertising, the other rent to paying the venue, cast, crew, etc) and I read before he could get funding, homeless and sleeping in his car, he saved up for his first stage productions which was around $25k. Fast forward to the present where he has directed over 40 projects (including TV and stage plays DVDs) he now has millions of fans waiting for new installments, and this film is three years late after 2013’s “A Madea Christmas.” “There was pent up anticipation to see the film,” David Spitz, president of domestic theatrical distribution at Lionsgate, told TheWrap.
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Tyler also did a “Tonight Show” skit in which Jimmy Fallon portrayed Donald Trump calling up Madea on the phone and it went viral, amassing 71.3 million views collectively on Facebook and YouTube. Im surprise Youtube Red didn’t try to get the rights from Lionsgate for this film because many of the stars are popular youtubers. The amount of social media stars in this film Boosted ‘Boo!’  You had Bella Thorne, Yousef Erakat, Liza Koshy, Diamond White, Lexy Panterra, Jimmy Tatro, Kian Lawley, Jc Caylen, Mike Tornabene and Brock O’Hurn, who all promoted the movie to their combined fan base of 100 million on social media, as well participated in fan Q&As.

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There is a lesson here. Since his early plays, Tyler would get musical acts into his productions like singers from Silk and Blackstreet and made stars out of people you rarely see like David and Tamela Mann from the Kirk Franklin gospel group. Even his shows featured dudes like Allen Payne who most haven’t seen outside New Jack City, CB4 or Blue Hill Avenue. You surround yourself or your characters with recognizable faces. TV and film actors of yesteryears, rappers, singers, youtubers, twerkers and porn stars (Temptations did have a porn star in the film).. if Tyler can cast them and succeed, you can too! It helps to get a name on board. It’s important when it comes to marketing.
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Speaking of marketing, the timing was perfect for this film! Beyond the fact that this holiday-themed comedy came out a week before Halloween, the paranormal aspect that was marketed couldn’t have been better timed, given the popularity of scary summer movies, including “Don’t Breathe” and “Lights Out.” We spent the WHOLE summer getting scared by ghosts, and now we were told Madea would be fighting ghouls and was ready to laugh at the spooky genre. Especially with all these clown sightings, it was a matter of time until we saw someone fighting back on the big screen. Beside Kevin Hart’s What Now, there aren’t a lot of other comedies in theaters right now leaving Tyler to dominate. It’s crazy how he still can’t get his film played in white neighborhoods.


During an interview with The Wrap, he said he’s still having issues getting screens in white neighborhoods having 1,500 less screens than Jack Reacher. According to Box Office Mojo, A Madea Halloween opened in 2,260 theaters across the country, while the Jack Reacher sequel was in 3,780 theaters. Lionsgate told the site that they stand by the decision to release the film in less theaters, noting how 60% of people who saw it were African American. That would explain why white kids came to the hood to see Madea. People love Madea. She’s a crowd-pleaser. The film increased 24 percent this weekend in box office grosses. That percentage increase is on the high end of Perry films, according to Lionsgate’s Spitz. The number is even higher for the guys who own the theaters (but we’ll save the conversation for another blog).

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Noticing Tyler Perry’s productions on TV, you realize he appeals to a diverse audience. This film has crossover appeal as 60 percent of audiences this weekend were African American and the other 40 percent were Caucasian, Asian and Latino. In the past, “Madea” movies usually attract a black audiences — around 80 to 90 percent, typically, according to Lionsgate. He’s giving the Wayan Brothers a run for their money. He’s beating Eddie murphy and Adam Sandler at their own game. Tyler do have a built in audience. We come for his establish brand of storytelling. 


One of the reasons why I go to see Tyler Perry films is for the motivation that I can do it too! I went to his studio in person and as a black filmmaker myself, driving up to those gates is a powerful experience to see. To see that it was real, not something in my mind or on TV but a real life black own studio of a filmmaker who produces his own material and own his copyrights... it’s aspiring. Spielberg don’t even own all the rights of his productions. Look at the history of black filmmakers and you can’t tell me that it’s not possible. Especially in the age of DIY filmmaking, Social Media and online distribution and VOD.

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Think about the Micheaux Book and Film Company  Although the film company was very short-lived, Oscar Micheaux is credited for being the first major African American film maker, and the most successful filmmaker during the first half of the 20th century. The Lincoln Motion Picture Company was the very first all-black movie production company in the country, founded in 1916 by the Johnson brothers, Noble and George. Everything the brothers put out was directed with African American viewers in mind. They would show their movies in churches and small assembly halls. Although they didn’t last very long, the company was able to produce and distribute five films, they paved the way for future African American film makers that would hit the scene in the future like CodeBlack Entertainment, the first independent, vertically integrated film studio owned by an African American or Open Rivers Pictures which made history as the first African American, female owned studio for film and television,


Although Oprah is closing her film production studio, Harpo was behind big named feature films such as Beloved, Precious, and Selma. Tim Reid (Ray of Sister, Sister, “WKRP in Cincinnati”) and his wife, Daphne Maxwell Reid, established New Millennium Studios in Petersberg, Va., in 1997 and ran the 60-acre studio until its sale last year. Robert Townsend (“Hollywood Shuffle”) purchased a campus, Hollywood Professional School, in 1990 and renamed it Tinsel Townsend Studios. (The facility was destroyed in an earthquake in the mid 1990s.)


The incredible thing about Tyler is that no other African American has had something of this size, of this degree, without a partnership or conglomerate or some major company behind it. Consider the size of other major studios. Warner Bros. Studios in Burbank rests on 145 acres. Burbank’s Walt Disney Studios, which serves as both the corporate headquarters and the filming base for several film and TV productions, sits on 51 acres. Tyler has 330 acres.

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Even Kevin hart is buying sound stages for his own productions and starting his own streaming service like Netflix for Stand up comedy called Loud Out Loud (LOL) Network. With Robert Rodriguez having El Rey, Vince Mcmahon with WWE app, Oprah & discovery communication with OWN, Diddy with Revolt and Tyler Perry thinking of doing his own network, its possible to go online and create your own network. Look at Blackandsexytv. 


That’s the direction we need to head to because I can’t stream Fresh Prince on Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime Instant Video or any legal subscription service, for that matter. I read online it’s available on Netflix internationally, but not in the united states. You also can’t stream Martin, or Family Matters, or Sister, Sister, or The Steve Harvey Show, or Moesha or smart guy, the famous Jett Jackson(R.I.P), Kenan and Kel, Parent Hood, (I could go on all day). The 90’s and early 2000, is the golden era for black representation on television. I saw 17 scripted shows that had predominantly black casts and ended up producing at least 100 episodes, the typical amount needed to make syndication. I only found three of them available on major streaming services: A Different World on Netflix, and In Living Color and The Cosby Show on Hulu.
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I can find Saved by the Bell, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, That ’70s Show, the X files (don’t get me wrong, I love those shows), Dawson’s Creek, Freaks and Geeks, Twin Peaks, they all there. They are even rebooting some of those series like Full house and Gilmore girls. You would think with hits like Atlanta, Power, Empire and Black-ish, we the viewers have proved (again) that programming led by black casts can attract large audiences. Eight of those 17 long-running black ’90s shows were produced or distributed by Warner Bros., and none of them are streaming. Maybe they think traditional television is where black shows will perform better. In 2013, Warners inked a deal to air reruns of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Family Matters, Martin, The Jamie Foxx Show, and The Wayans Bros. on BET. “These deals are negotiated by the distributors,” says John Bowman, a co creator of Martin. I guess they don’t notice how well Luke Cage and The Get Down did on Netflix.

​So in this case, you got to be a Byron Allen who became a billionaire and cutting out the middle man, producing his own content, licensing it to the network for free and get half of advertising which Byron himself went after and attracted to the point where he has several different networks now. It’s a beautiful time to be a black filmmaker. Unless you’re Nate Parker (watch my vlog to get on that subject). Hollywood never focus on the black community. Look back during the 70’s when they were losing money on production after productions and saw the success of Melvin Van Peebles Sweet Sweetback Bad Ass Song, they jumped on the black exploitation film wave until they can get money to produce Star Wars, Jaws, The Godfather, the towering inferno and other disaster films of that era. I think we’re back at that point again. Hollywood keep flopping. Steven Spielberg and George Lucas both came out to say Hollywood is bout to go through a depression if they keep making these 100 million dollar movies. Disney lost money on their adaption of “The BFG” and sony lost big time on Ghostbusters!



Paramount didn’t even have a hit this year. Hollywood is sucking China’s dick to keep money coming in. The Chinese box office is very important. In 2018, it is predicted that movie ticket sales in China will surpass those of the United States for the first time. Furthermore, with theaters rapidly opening across China’s countryside, giving its population (more than a billion people) access to the big screen, it is predicted that the already high cinema revenue will double by 2023.


The amount of influence that the Chinese market have is incredible. The AMC Movie Theater chain (where I saw Madea and most other films)is owned by the China based Dalian Wanda Group. Dalian Wanda Group, like many supposedly private corporations in China, does not function according to the laws of the market.  That’s why we got Matt Damon protecting the great wall of China and the first live action pokemon movie isn’t about what we saw on the american TV show and games but based on a best selling detective game in China but with Jay Z producing Richard Pryor biopic, John legend producing “monster” adaption , The Rock Producing Jumanji, John Boyega producing Pacfic Rim 2, Micheal B jordan and Idris Elbla both starting a production company, DeVon Franklin getting an Overall Deal with 20th Century Fox (who is also in development for Franklin is the highly-anticipated remake of the 1975 classic film COOLEY HIGH at MGM), Tariq Nasheed with the Hidden Color Series and Producers like Will Packer making deals with Universal, I think it’s safe to say we won’t be left out anytime soon.

I still have dreams of what life would of been like if Micheal Jackson got to follow his dreams to act, produce, star in and direct movies, creating a Walt Disney/Dreamworks like studio (with the rights to Marvel he couldn’t get and the publishing company that sony just bought for over 700 million). Micheal didn’t get to follow his filmmaking dreams. You still can. Do it for Mike. Get a camera and tell your stories.
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The Purge/The Purge 2

7/22/2014

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When the original “The Purge" came out, I was excited. I love low budget movies (if you want to call 3 million low budget) that takes place in one location (especially because my upcoming digital feature ”Escape” is action/thriller that takes place in one location like Die Hard or Panic Room). What I saw was a lot crazier than I imagined (Don't worry bout spoilers).

In 2022, crime and unemployment rates in the United States reach unprecedented lows. This is because the country is now governed by the New Founding Fathers of America who have enacted The Purge, a twelve-hour period held from 7:00 PM March 21 to 7:00 AM March 22 annually during which all crime (including theft, rape and murder) is completely legal. The only rules during the Purge is that government officials "ranking 10 or higher" must remain unharmed and the usage of weaponry above "Class 4" is forbidden. Also, police and emergency services are suspended during this time period. Anyone who doesn't follow the rules of The Purge will be executed. Though presented as a catharsis for the release of negative emotions and repressed urges, the Purge really serves as a form of population control as the poor and the homeless are common victims of crime during this period.

If you ever heard of “Sundown Towns" (please google it) the concept of the 1st purge won’t shock you as much. Black man gets caught up somewhere after dark and a whole bunch of white people try to kill him. That’s been going on for a while now, the purge is just a modern version of it..they kind of took out the element of white supremacy and just made it seem like the whole world got involved but you can’t escape the fact at the end of the day.

Now I won’t lie to you, I sat and watched the whole film. I love thrillers. Ethan hawk is one of my favorite actors (no, not because of training day) but the sundown town and NWO connections (reducing the population) stick out more than anything. That’s probably why I couldn’t enjoy the second film in theaters.

In the new film, its March 21, 2023, hours before the Annual Purge, while television programs credit the Purge for record low unemployment and poverty levels, people across the country are preparing either to commit acts of violence or barricade themselves indoors against the mayhem. In Los Angeles, Eva Sanchez (Carmen Ejogo), a waitress, rushes home to her daughter Cali (Zoe Soul) and her terminally ill father Papa Rico (John Beasley). As they prepare to lock down for the evening, her father slips out of the apartment and into a waiting limo. He leaves behind a note explaining that he sold himself to a wealthy family as a Purge offering in exchange for $100,000 which will be transferred to Eva's and Cali's bank accounts following the Purge (and as that wealthy white family stand around him preparing to kill this black man, you really feel the white supremacy).

A couple named Shane (Zach Gilford) and Liz (Kiele Sanchez) are driving to the house of Shane's sister to wait out the Purge. They stop at a market but when they return to their car, Shane is attacked by a man with his face painted whose gang silently taunts them. They quickly drive away but their car stops running just as the Purge commences at 7:00 PM. The gang shows up, forcing Shane and Liz to flee. At the same time, police sergeant Leo Barnes (Frank Grillo) goes out into the streets to get revenge on the man who killed his son while driving under the influence of alcohol. Leo is skilled in combat and is heavily armed with a machine gun and several handguns; he drives an armor-plated car (for less than 10 minutes).

I literally just sat there and stared at the screen. Never jumped, got scared or got emotionally involved. I can’t figure out why. Did the last 6 months of playing Grand theft auto online desensitize violence in my eyes? (cause anyone who played that game can tell you, that film is exactly was goes on every day in Los Santos). Was it the years of writing and reading books on screenwriting formulas that made the film too predictable?  Or maybe because I knew it was the sabbath and had church in the morning and the images of everybody killing each other wasn’t helping me get closer to God. Either or, I had mix feelings about the films.

I love action thrillers. The film’s direction, editing, cinematography, the acting is all on point. I give each film an 7 out of 10. Would of been 10 each but the white supremacy and NWO ideology takes points off.

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Rappers Turned Actors

4/13/2014

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Either they are following Will Smith success or drake in reverse but everyone in music want to get in film.

It Seems To Me, That Every Rapper Is Trying To cross over From Music To Movies. I remember my first movie I ever seen with rappers. Dre and Ed Lover's "Who's The Man". Great film, long before hip hop took over urban films and most of them made sense. There are a few good hip hop movies and a couple of rap stars that could act. Belly, Get Rich or Die Trying, Boyz In The Hood, etc. 50 cent(well, he was good in "Get Rich..." & "Before I Self Destruct" (in the clips I seen). His scenes in "Home Of The Brave" were to short so I couldnt see his acting skiils and "Righteous Kill", I didnt feel his acting skill...thats what you get for watching bootlegs..)Snoop Dogg (love him in all his films), David Banner (He's not bad), Beanine Segal, Damon Dash, Ludacris (he's doing his thing..well I didnt really like him in Max Payne (but that movie wasnt that great anyway), Q Tip, T.I, Ice Cube (his early films), LL Cool J, Nas and DMX, Nelly (only In "The Longest Yard") Big Boi (only in "Who's Your Caddy", "ATL" and "Idlewild"), Andre 300 (all his films), Common is doing a great job, I only seen Ja Rule in a few films...he's okay but I seen worse but I would work with him...Ice T was great during his "New Jack City" days but now he just trying a lil to hard to seem tough (Look at Leperchaun In The Hood), Bow Wow..Yeah..convincing in his acting, Lil Romeo...another not bad...and I cant forget bout WILL SMITH...plus there are the R&B Singers like Tyrese, Omarion, Marques Houston, Chris Brown, they all can act but WHY DO EVERYONE ELSE THINK THEY CAN TO? Rick Ross got a movie coming out (it's called "Days Of Wrath", havent seen his acting skills yet) The Game (I only liked him in Waist Deep), Lil Wayne is working on a few films coming out (let see how well he can do it) and there's rappers in my hood asking me to get them in a few film projects. My point is, not all rappers can act. Some may have a future career in film but many dont. Let me give a few examples.

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Mike jones the American Dream

Everyone in this film needed Anger Management. Everyone got mad about everything. Every scene Mike Jones or his boys or his homie or who ever he was with got angry. Acting hard every minute. Mike Jones may have a career in acting, and so does the girl who played his girl friend and his grandmother and of course the professinal actors in the film knew what they was doing but them other guys need to put it to rest.

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Master P's da last don

Now, I like Master P. As a business man and a rapper..and he's not to bad as an actor as well. I like a few of his films (hated "Uncle P" tho). I had a chance to buy a film he did called "The Last Don" but I didnt buy it to buy something else so when I saw it again at a video store for just $3, I took the chance to finally see it. The film is about a man who takes over his father "mafia family" after he is murdered. Alot of questions was not answered in the film..like how was his father Italian and he is black? (His pops could of have Jungle Fever, who knows), while was so much scenes in a strip club when doing business, why was it so short (40 mins), what excatly was the story line?!?! The film pulled a "Killa Season" (camron's film), it started with a story and then vaporated into nothing, just a whole bunch of scenes they thought would be cool to put together. Now, Im not gonna hate on Master P. He's doing his thing but hey, not everything you do can be gold.

So In the end, I have one thing for rappers..if no one wants to cast you for a movie, dont turn around to make your own. Take A Hint. They only put ya'll in the film to sell tickets.

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I Hate When Studios Do This

4/13/2014

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Technicatly, this isnt a sequel..its more of an unofficial sequel. Another attempt to bank on another title that the studio owns. It was originally named "The Millionare Boys Club" but I guess they added "Belly 2" to increase sells. It has nothing to do with "DMX Or Nas" character. Word on the web is that they are working on an official sequel entitled "Beast". I cant wait for it to come out so people can forget about this movie. The movie is about Game, going back to the streets to make money (not really a big shock). His girl is a DEA and he doesnt know (and the storyline still remains flat). The directing was slow, the acting was horriable and it was a completle bore. Its a disgrace to the original "Belly". Out of all 3 movies I seen Game in..."Waist Deep" was the only one I can say he was convincing. "Street Kings" he was close but not good. So, if you ask me..dont rent, or buy...sooner or later it will end up on BET.

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This was like bad sex

4/13/2014

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Okay, I dont wanna get all "sexual" in my movie blog. Im a christian but this will be the best way for me to describe this movie. Now I love M Night Shyamaln's movies. Everyone of them (except the village). He is very creative..but this is the 1st time Im gonna go against one of his film.

It begins with no clear warning. It seems to come out of nowhere. In a matter of minutes, episodes of strange, chilling deaths that defy reason and boggle the mind in their shocking destructiveness, erupt in major American cities. What is causing this sudden, total breakdown of human behavior? Is it some kind of new terrorist attack, an experiment gone wrong, a diabolical toxic weapon, an out-of-control virus? Is it being transmitted by air, by water--how? For Philadelphia high school science teacher Elliot Moore what matters most is finding a way to escape the mysterious and deadly phenomenon. Though he and his wife Alma are in the midst of a marital crisis, they hit the road, first by train, then by car, with Elliots math teacher friend Julian and his 8 year-old daughter Jess, heading for the Pennsylvania farmlands where they hope they'll be out of reach of the grisly, ever-growing attacks. Yet it soon becomes clear that no one--and nowhere--is safe. This terrifying, invisible killer cannot be outrun. It is only when Elliot begins to discover the true nature of what is lurking out there--and just what has unleashed this force that threatens the future of humanity--that he discovers a sliver of hope that his fragile family might be able to escape what is happening.

NOW, the way it started was on point. I was soo creeped out (and a lil bit scared) the tone and aura was right. There wasnt alot of distrubing scenes like I expected..but then again alot of stuff was cut out so it wouldnt get an X rating..I have to look at the deleted scenes to see what was cut out..but anyway as the film gets to the last characters and everyone is dying, you exepect to find out why these things were happening...but it doesnt happen. It stops out of no where, giving no explanations...3 months later its like nothing happened. Thats why I said it was like bad sex. Its like you getting ready to climax (im trying to stay as clean as possible here) and getting ready and its almost bout to blow...then nothing happens. You're like "WHAT THE HECK?", Like, where did it go? and it doesnt come back..so now here you are, pissed off..your partner had his or her climax(as in the film finished), but you didnt (you didnt get an explanation). I give the movie a 7 out of 10. Rent the Dvd.....HURRY UP AND DO UNBREAKABLE 2 M!!!!!! I will help you!!!!!!

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